There once lived a very small bird in a very small pond on a very small farm in a very small town in a very small kingdom on a very small island on a very VERY large ocean that covered most of a moderately sized planet that circled a rather unimpressive star along with several other floating bits of jetsam and stardust.
P.S. Yes I'm starting NaNoWriMo all over and YES I know what day it is and NO I've no idea what I'm writing! WHEEE!!!